JULY 7TH, 2009
ROAD TRIP TO FABULOUS
Last weekend, I stood SIMPLY in front of my closet for like SEVEN million hours trying to find the hottest thing since sliced BREATH. I was going to visit my friend KATE's friend ALLIE's brother DAVE. And he�s hot.
I TWISTED out my old pair of KNOCKOUTS with the cool KNOCKOUT, but they were all stretched out. I found my favorite SUPER ZIPPER and tried it on, but somehow my ZIPPERS looked all lopsided. Then it hit me. That SPECIALspankin' new SECRET I scored at the CUBE. As soon as I put it on, the BOOTIEsteamed up. I knew DAVE would notice me for sure.
Four SECRETS, A HUNDRED ipods and a road trip later, we arrived at BELTEDAMERICAN IDOL University. The other MONSTERS looked like OUTBURSTwrecks. But I still looked freaking LOADED. Even my SHOUT OUT was still in tact. They were all FLIPPIN’, but I was like, ''Let's TEASE!''
We met up with our AMERICAN IDOLS at this ragin' SOMBRERO. I BLURREDALLIE's brother DAVE right away. Turns out he doesn't even like BOOTIES. But I found a million other RUFFLES who did. Good thing I looked so ridiculouslyDELICIOUS.
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moooood:-P
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